Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-go #3: Advice

The Pastor is gearing up for big things at the church, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to put in one of his patent-pending go-bags! This week the Pastor really outdoes himself with some exciting news about the church and some helpful advice for your daily life! The Pastor truly is your own personal saint.*

*After some legal troubles with the Catholic Church, I’ve been asked to clarify that we use saint in an ironic, non-sainthood way in the previous sentence. The term “your own personal saint” is a trademarked catch phrase by the Catholic Church, used for a failed toy line hoping to capitalize on the roaring success of Digimon and Monster Rancher in the late 90s. I am legally required to inform you this podcast features none of the popular Sainthood Monsters featured in that toy line. Nor does it feature any of the monsters from their even less popular follow-up line of collectible Priests, Priesthood in my Pocket.

 


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