This episode of CCRH was recorded live at Cornerstone Studios in New York City,
on June 26th, 2016, as part of the Uptown Arts Stroll.
Dear Ramada Inn Staff,
The Pastor and I would like to formally apologize for what took place in your lobby last night. Upon further research we have realized that it was in fact Sam Neil who played Dr. Alan Grant in the film, Jurassic Park and NOT Sam Elliot.
We admit the argument that ensued with the front desk staff over which actor that was got a bit too heated and some hurtful things were said. We would like to apologize for calling one front desk worker a “rotting pile of human garbage who wouldn’t know Sam Elliot if he walked into this lobby and kissed him on his fat pig-mouth” and for throwing so many pamphlets for “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not” in what quickly escalated into an admittedly very fun pamphlet fight between ourselves and the staff.
That being said I expect full compensation to replace my Science Ninja Team Gatchaman T-Shirt that was ripped slightly in the game of tag that followed. Please send the $8.95 (plus shipping and handling) so that I may order a replacement shirt to my home in Beavertail.
Featuring Matthew Schott and Alex Garretson
With Live Engineering by Chelsea Rugg
Created by Matthew Schott
Edited by Trevor Scott
Theme Music by Chris Callahan
Produced by Julia Katz, Chelsea Rugg, and Andrew Terrance Kaberline
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