It’s that time of the year again!! The Revival Church is holding their annual Yard Sale to raise funds to buy the church a proper podium the pastor can stand behind.
As we all know, this tradition started last year after we got numerous complaints about the stack of Amazon.com boxes that the pastor had been using after his previous podium was ruined in that magic show incident. This special audio preview will give you a sneak peek at all of the exciting products you can expect to find on sale at this year’s sale! Come on down to the Church this Sunday at 3am* and check it out!
*Unfortunately that is not a typo, since the Church was built on what the town bylaws technically classify as “sacred land”, no yard sales may be held between the hours of 4am and 2am on the premises as per the Articles of Beavertail Confederacy paragraph 12 section 19
The theme this year is “Ballistic!” Be sure to dress up as your favorite characters from the hit film, Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. There will be a costume contest with the first place winner getting a VHS copy of the film! See you all there!!