Pastor Clearwater’s Sermon-on-the-Go #2: MATRIMONY

Dum Dum Dum Dum! Dum Dum Dum Dum! You know what that means (assuming you’ve read that in the correct rhythm) wedding season is JUST around the corner! NOTHING is more stressful than planning a wedding but never fear because Pastor Clearwater is here to help! With this pre-recorded wedding you can turn any wedding into a GREAT wedding (as opposed to a non-Revival Church sanctioned wedding which only has the potential to be a good wedding and may or may not lead you and your future spouse to whatever your religion’s bad afterlife is).

All of it can be yours with just 4 easy installments of 59.99$! Just make sure to include with the letter the first of your 4 checks and what size photograph of the Pastor you’ll be needing.

As to where to mail it, well The Pastor and I will get back to you on that one. We converted the Church’s mailbox into a cool little lego diorama that we really don’t want to have to take down for the sake of getting mail at the church. We are looking into getting a P.O. box or maybe like a second mailbox next to the original one. Either way, we will give out the mailing address just as soon as there is a non-lego utilized mailbox with which we can receive mail.

-Don

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