PLEASE DO NOT SHOW THIS EMAIL TO ANYONE!!! Now that thats out of the way, for your next episode’s description just write something about how you had on that crazy woman from the PTA and her idiot lawyer and you talked about blah blah blah I don’t care.
More importantly, you posted my last email as the description for your last podcast. MY SISTER SAW THAT EMAIL PASTOR!!! I need you to explain to her that you were just kidding and that I didn’t write that email and that I don’t really have feelings for her. Once you’ve done that and this whole thing has settled down for a while I think I’ll finally get my chance. I bought the ring and…and I’m finally ready to settle down. I love her, Pastor. Now, granted we hadn’t spoken in about 10 years and this whole incident didn’t exactly help my relationship with her (or with my brother-in-law) but you can still make this good! Please, Pastor! Do the right thing. I can sill make this work!
Oh and I’ll be over later with my Robotech VHS tapes, but you gotta have the popcorn this time! I can’t buy it every time!
P.S. Obviously this goes without saying but DO NOT POST THIS EMAIL!!! I MEAN IT PASTOR!!
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